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Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Oh, that's a whatchamacallit. Aisle four, right next to the thingamajigs!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Invest in technology."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Dawing your Cellphone

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."