Gadget Testing Gifts

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Boombox

"My best friend is my phone."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Welcome back students.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Planet Of The Apps.

Better Living Through Technology

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Redundant Technology.

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

"I am fully functional again!"

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

Mobile

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"