Gadget Experimenting Gifts

Harvey could have kicked himself for trying on his son's cheap mp3-player.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Not that net!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Dog Walking Services

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Can our software do that?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Hiding the electronics.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."