Compatibility Curious Gifts

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Always Compatible

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Sunset

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"The problem with having our nest in a deciduous tree is that we're very exposed come winter time..."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."