Duality Explorer Gifts

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

Most valuable element.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"I thought it was deeper here."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Must you always be so negative?

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Man standing at a railway station.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Yin and Yang

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

Where did I come from? Biology...Where am I coming from? Philosophy.

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

Time-space convergence ahead.