Duality Appreciator Gifts

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Most valuable element.

"You've changed."

Ace High

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

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'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Been in advertising long?

Aethel the Analyzed.

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Gay couple living together.

Must you always be so negative?

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"