Duality Appreciator Prints

That guy is a walking contradiction.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Most valuable element.

"You've changed."

Ace High

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

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"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Aethel the Analyzed.

Been in advertising long?

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

Gay couple living together.

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

Must you always be so negative?

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"