Double Entendre Appreciator Prints

Sed Revocare Gradum.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Ace High

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

The Elephant in the Womb

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'Tasty bird.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

Bob Dylan

'What is your husband's income?'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

Square Yard

'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

"Don't make waves."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

Gay couple living together.

Neither Here nor There

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

What a pear?

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

Squawk dirty to me...

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

That guy is a walking contradiction.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."