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Sed Revocare Gradum.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Ace High

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

The Elephant in the Womb

'Tasty bird.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

Bob Dylan

'What is your husband's income?'

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

Square Yard

Neither Here nor There

'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'

"Don't make waves."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

Gay couple living together.

Squawk dirty to me...

What a pear?

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Now that you mention it, Alan, Yes, you are chopped liver."

"Another double-header."