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'I'm so glad I'm not an heiress, Mr Soper. I should never know whether my suitors were attracted by myself or my money.' Mr Soper. 'Oh, Miss Beekly, your mirror should leave you in no doubt on that score!'

'Gagging for it.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Most valuable element.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Ace High

Tourist

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Famous Oxymorons...

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'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

'Tasty bird.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A Semicolon.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."