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'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

'Nice ass.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Ace High

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Tasty bird.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Backdoor

The Tangents talk it over.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Organ transport team

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

Federal witness protection agency.

Square Yard

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

Think Zero Defects

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

What a pear?

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'Oh thats just Lady Gaga going to the shops.'

"Another double-header."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'