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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Come dine with me!

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"It's the drink talking"

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Square Yard

What a pear?

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'Do I have anything to say before you pass sentence? Yes, but you go first. My remarks depend on what the sentence is.'

'It may be a waiter's friend, but it certainly isn't yours.'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Another double-header."

"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

'Gagging for it.'

Sed Revocare Gradum.

The Smoking Gun

"I ask for nothing but your company."

'Drop dead gorgeous.'