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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Ace High

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Tasty bird.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Come dine with me!

"It's the drink talking"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

Square Yard

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

What a pear?

'It may be a waiter's friend, but it certainly isn't yours.'

'Do I have anything to say before you pass sentence? Yes, but you go first. My remarks depend on what the sentence is.'

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Another double-header."

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."

'Gagging for it.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"I ask for nothing but your company."

The Smoking Gun

Sed Revocare Gradum.