Double Entendre Lovers Mugs

"I swing both ways."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Ace High

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"This is a duet yourself project."

'Tasty bird.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Square Yard

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

What a pear?

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"Another double-header."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

Earth Moving A Specialty

Sed Revocare Gradum.

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'Gagging for it.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"I ask for nothing but your company."

Assassin/Cartoonist

Ant and Dec.

'Tea and crumpet - £50.'

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."