Double Entendre Lovers Pillows

"I swing both ways."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"This is a duet yourself project."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Square Yard

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

What a pear?

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"Another double-header."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"Oh my god! The new neighbours are swingers."

Earth Moving A Specialty

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'Gagging for it.'

Sed Revocare Gradum.

Assassin/Cartoonist

"I ask for nothing but your company."

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Ant and Dec.

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."