Double Entendre Fan Pillows

'Tea and crumpet - £50.'

Another Innocent Moment Captured in Ink.

Square Yard

"So, I can touch myself whenever I want?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

Ace High

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Tasty bird.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Slalom

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Frankie and Annette.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Evolution

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

What a pear?

Tennis Match.

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Another double-header."

Tennis talking over the net.

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"Oh my god! The new neighbours are swingers."

Sed Revocare Gradum.

"I ask for nothing but your company."

'Gagging for it.'