Double Entendre Admirer Pillows

What a pear?

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Bad hair day!

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Ace High

Sharp Eyes

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Tasty bird.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Funny Farm

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"You're so vein."

Narcissus

Square Yard

Christopher Fry.