Double Entendre Lover Pillows

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'Have a drink with me tonight.'

"Another double-header."

'You go on home, Dear -- I'm going to be tied up for awhile.'

"Yes, do pop round - I've got nothing on!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

"This is a duet yourself project."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Square Yard

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

What a pear?

And it goes without saying that...

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"That must be a mistake. There's no way that I am on the 'no fly' list."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

Earth Moving A Specialty

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'Gagging for it.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"I ask for nothing but your company."

Sed Revocare Gradum.