Double Entendre Lover Prints

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'Have a drink with me tonight.'

"Another double-header."

'You go on home, Dear -- I'm going to be tied up for awhile.'

"Oh my god! The new neighbours are swingers."

"Yes, do pop round - I've got nothing on!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

"This is a duet yourself project."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Square Yard

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

And it goes without saying that...

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

What a pear?

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"That must be a mistake. There's no way that I am on the 'no fly' list."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Laurel, you've got to find a hobby over the summer. You're my hubby. I said hobby. That's what I said. You said hubby. Really. Are you asking what I think you're asking? What's happening? This is so sudden.

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about the rhinoceros in the room?"

"I ask for nothing but your company."