Double Entendre Admirer Prints

What a pear?

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Bad hair day!

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Ace High

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sharp Eyes

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Tasty bird.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Funny Farm

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Square Yard

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"You're so vein."

Phones 4 U

Narcissus