Double Entendre Decoder Prints

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

Ace High

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Tasty bird.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Gin-etic Engineering

"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Square Yard

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

What a pear?

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'I think we took a wrong turn.'

Change Rooms.

Marooned Optometrist

"Another double-header."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'have you ever taken a good look at your paycheck stub? There's one area for what we get and ten different areas for what somebody else gets.'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.