Double Entendre Decoder Pillows

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

DNA explained.

"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Square Yard

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Gin-etic Engineering

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

What a pear?

Marooned Optometrist

'I think we took a wrong turn.'

Change Rooms.

"Another double-header."

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

Research and Development. So all you have to do is make two of them, and then the DNA trick kicks in!

Turning points in science. I've discovered that heredity is based on this DNA molecule! That's a twist!

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'have you ever taken a good look at your paycheck stub? There's one area for what we get and ten different areas for what somebody else gets.'