Double Entendre Aficionado Pillows

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Bravo!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Theatre Crowd

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Quentin Tarantino

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Bravo!

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Barry Cryer.

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

Mamet Bedtime Stories

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"He loves me!"

Brown: You say 'government' but I say 'governance'...

Brexit: Thank you Dave!