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"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

"Kink free hose my a**e!!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Desert Island BBQ

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

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'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'We have three minutes left.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Zoo: No Hunting.