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"A pox on your house red."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

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Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bribes for Jabs

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'We have three minutes left.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'