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"A pox on your house red."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Zoo: No Hunting.

'We have three minutes left.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'