Classic Insult Aficionado Mugs

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Czarcasm

Bribes for Jabs

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Zoo: No Hunting.

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"