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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What do you mean, 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on?'"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

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"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

My boss is a real turd.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

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'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals