Vintage Insult Collector Gifts

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What do you mean, 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on?'"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Imagine

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

American Bombs

US aid to Ukraine

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

Slave Drivers.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

My boss is a real turd.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

The Jumping Tank

Aggression Therapy Seminar

A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals