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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What do you mean, 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on?'"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Imagine

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

My boss is a real turd.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

The Jumping Tank

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

"The jury will disregard the defendant's statement that he will donate 100% of his criminal earnings to the Concerned Mobsters for Eritrea Fund!"