Classic Insult Aficionado Gifts

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Czarcasm

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Zoo: No Hunting.