Classic Excuse Aficionado Gifts

For those who master the craft of the perfect excuse, our collection offers humorous and clever items that reflect their talent. Whether they’re a seasoned excuse aficionado or just appreciate the art of creative procrastination, these products bring a smile and a touch of wit to everyday life. Explore a range of quirky gifts that honor their unique interest in the humorous world of excuses.

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"Saying the dog ate your homework is a silly old excuse...but I'm a sucker for the classics."

"Saying the dog ate your homework is a silly old excuse...but I'm a sucker for the classics." mockup

"Saying the dog ate your homework is a silly old excuse...but I'm a sucker for the classics."

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"What are you looking at, four eyes?" mockup

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

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"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape." mockup

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

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Bob tries to get off on a technicality. mockup

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

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"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!" mockup

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

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"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!" mockup

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians." mockup

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

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"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage." mockup

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

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'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?' mockup

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

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Adult Absence Notes.

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Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!' mockup

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

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'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

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'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!' mockup

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

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"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done." mockup

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

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'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

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"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!" mockup

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

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'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!' mockup

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

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"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone." mockup

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

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'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.' mockup

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.' mockup

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

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"My dad ate my homework."

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'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

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"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle." mockup

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

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Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.' mockup

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

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"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!" mockup

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

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"I'm all out of answers! Get me my book of excuses!"

"I'm all out of answers! Get me my book of excuses!" mockup

"I'm all out of answers! Get me my book of excuses!"

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The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

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"I have bad knees."

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'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.' mockup

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

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Classic Excuse Aficionado Gifts Collection

Classic Excuse Aficionado Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for the excuse aficionado? Discover a collection of humorous designs that celebrate creative procrastination and excuse mastery.

Classic Excuse Aficionado Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty designs that honor the playful spirit of classic excuse enthusiasts.

Classic Excuse Aficionado Prints

Browse our collection of clever prints that beautifully capture the humor of excuse-making for any space.

Classic Excuse Aficionado T-Shirts

Explore our range of hilarious t-shirts perfect for the creative procrastinator and excuse aficionado in your life.