Classic Excuse Artist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful ingenuity of a classic excuse artist? Our collection offers clever, humorous items perfect for anyone who masters the art of creative diversion. Whether they’re famous for their inventive stories or just love a good laugh, these products celebrate their unique ability to turn any situation into a funny escape. Surprise your favorite creative thinker with a gift that’s as witty and inventive as they are.

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'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.'

'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.' mockup

'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.'

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"The cat told me to eat your homework." mockup

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.' mockup

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework." mockup

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks." mockup

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

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'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.' mockup

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework." mockup

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

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"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!" mockup

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

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My daddy ate my homework

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"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep." mockup

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

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Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research. mockup

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

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Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'. mockup

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

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"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday." mockup

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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A boy and his spin patrol.

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'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.' mockup

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!" mockup

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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Lame Lines

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.' mockup

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.' mockup

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

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Classic Excuse Artist Gifts Collection

Classic Excuse Artist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that showcase the witty charm of the classic excuse artist—perfect for starting conversations and sparking smiles.

Classic Excuse Artist Pillows

Add a touch of humor to your home with pillows that feature witty designs inspired by the classic excuse artist.

Classic Excuse Artist Prints

Decorate with our prints that feature humorous takes on the creative excuse artist’s clever stories and colorful designs.

Classic Excuse Artist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate creativity and humor, inspired by the clever excuse artist’s playful spirit.