'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'
Creator Of Excuses Gifts
If you know someone who’s a master of excuses and loves expressing their creative side, our collection of fun and witty products is just what you need. From humorous mugs to motivational prints, celebrate their inventive personality with gifts that are as original as their excuses. Perfect for artists, writers, or anyone who enjoys a good chuckle at their creative ways to get out of things.
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
Homework flavored dog food
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
Lame Lines
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."
'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'
'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'
"Oh, just cellaring. You?"
"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."
Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'
'I was just, er, conserving energy.'
REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'
'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'
"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."
'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'
"My dog deleted my excuses app."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
'It's a long story.'
'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'
Creator Of Excuses Gifts Collection
Creator Of Excuses Mugs
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