Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
Creative Excuse Makers Gifts
Know someone who’s a master at crafting excuses? Our collection is perfect for the inventive mind that loves to come up with creative reasons for every situation. These products blend humor, wit, and a touch of charm, making it easy to bring a smile to their face. Whether they’re the queen of ‘I forgot’ or ‘It was too hot,’ our selections cheerfully acknowledge their creative excuses and give them a bit of playful acknowledgment.
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
Homework flavored dog food
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
Lame Lines
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."
'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'
"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."
'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'
"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."
"My dog deleted my excuses app."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'
'It's a long story.'
This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.
'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'
"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"
'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'
"The brakes still feel spongy to me."
My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.
I'm sorry, but my life is just way too complicated to start dating anybody right now. I have a part-time job, basic cable and a very demanding cactus plant. ! !
Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'
'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'
'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'
"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."
Creative Excuse Makers Gifts Collection
Creative Excuse Makers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for creative excuse makers. Find the perfect humorous gift that brightens mornings and acknowledges their playful spirit.
Creative Excuse Makers Pillows
Shop pillows that celebrate the charm of excuse makers with playful designs. Ideal for adding humor and personality to cozy spaces.
Creative Excuse Makers Prints
Browse prints that showcase the art of creative excuses with witty and charming illustrations. Perfect for decorating spaces with humor and personality.
Creative Excuse Makers T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts made for those who excel in crafting creative excuses. Perfect for adding a witty touch to any casual wardrobe.