'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'
Creative Excuse Concoctor Gifts
If you know someone who loves crafting creative excuses, they’ll adore gifts that capture their inventive nature. Our collection features playful designs perfect for sparking smiles and inspiring imagination, whether they’re confessing, explaining, or just having fun with their unique way of thinking. Find a gift that celebrates their quirky charm and endless creativity today.
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
Homework flavored dog food
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
Lame Lines
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."
'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."
"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."
"My dog deleted my excuses app."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'
'It's a long story.'
"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"
'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'
"The brakes still feel spongy to me."
My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.
This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.
I'm sorry, but my life is just way too complicated to start dating anybody right now. I have a part-time job, basic cable and a very demanding cactus plant. ! !
Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'
'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'
'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'
'It's a note from the teacher about the homework you ate last night. It says 'Bad dog'.'
The dog that does the homework...
'The dog ate my homework, here's his vomit to prove it.'
Creative Excuse Concoctor Gifts Collection
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