Creative Excuse Concoctor Pillows

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Lame Lines

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

'It's a note from the teacher about the homework you ate last night. It says 'Bad dog'.'

Kid about report card: 'I had technical problems.'

The dog that does the homework...

'The dog ate my homework, here's his vomit to prove it.'