Creative Excuse Artist Pillows

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

My daddy ate my homework

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Lame Lines

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'I was not playing hooky. I was giving home schooling a test run.'

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."