Creative Excuse Architect Pillows

"So far all I've inspired is innovative excuses for why they don't have their homework."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Tragedy and Material

Comedy Rule

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

"My dog bit the neighbor who does my homework."

"My sister had my homework. The dog ate them both."

An Incendiary in the Loft

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."

'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.'

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."