Creative Excuse Crafter Pillows

"My dog bit the neighbor who does my homework."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

I did it my way.

Do it yourself books.

The Origami Society...

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Homework flavored dog food

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

Harps and Embroidery.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"I usually work in snow."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"I had to get braces."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

Wooly mammoth