Creative Excuses Pillows

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

The dog that does the homework...

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

"My dog bit the neighbor who does my homework."

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

"My dog ate my homework."

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

'The starving peasants ate my homework.'

'This is my little brother Doug -- Doug ate my homework.'

'Sorry, I overwashed.'

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

"I can't help my poor grades... I don't sit next to any smart kids to copy from!"

'Why can't I see the type of imagination you put in this excuse note in your school reports?'

"So far all I've inspired is innovative excuses for why they don't have their homework."

"Let me get this straight - you didn't do your homework due to supply chain issues?"