Funny Excuses Pillows

The dog that does the homework...

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

Kid about report card: 'I had technical problems.'

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Obedience School - 'My master ate my homework.'

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

"My dog ate my homework."

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

'I'm not allowed to have a dog, so I have to eat my own homework.'

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

'The starving peasants ate my homework.'

'Sorry, I overwashed.'

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."