Funny Excuse Maker Pillows

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

"I can't help my poor grades... I don't sit next to any smart kids to copy from!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Lame Lines

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'It's a long story.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

I'm sorry, but my life is just way too complicated to start dating anybody right now. I have a part-time job, basic cable and a very demanding cactus plant. ! !

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'