Expert Excuse Maker Pillows

Bring humor and comfort together with a pillow designed for the expert excuse maker. A playful addition to any lounge or bedroom, perfect for those who love a good excuse.

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!" mockup

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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'My dog ate my computer.'

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My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April. mockup

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.' mockup

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers." mockup

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

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'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50' mockup

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

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'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?' mockup

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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Lame Lines

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?" mockup

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?' mockup

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework." mockup

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down." mockup

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral." mockup

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

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'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?' mockup

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

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'I was just, er, conserving energy.' mockup

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

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REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.' mockup

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

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How to deal with weeds

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Expert Excuse Maker Pillows Collection

Expert Excuse Maker Mugs

Discover our full range of mugs designed for the expert excuse maker—perfect for coffee, tea, or any beverage that fuels their creative reasoning.

Expert Excuse Maker Prints

Find the perfect print for the expert excuse maker—fun, witty art to decorate their space and celebrate their cleverness.

Expert Excuse Maker T-Shirts

Browse our amusing collection of t-shirts for the expert excuse maker—great for adding humor to their wardrobe and showcasing their witty side.