Creative Excuse Crafter T-Shirts

"My dog bit the neighbor who does my homework."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Do it yourself books.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"I usually work in snow."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"I had to get braces."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."