Excuse-making Artist Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows that celebrate the charming creativity of the excuse-making artist—quirky designs they’ll love to lounge with.

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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"The cat told me to eat your homework." mockup

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.' mockup

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

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"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework." mockup

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks." mockup

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

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'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.' mockup

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework." mockup

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

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My daddy ate my homework

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"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep." mockup

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

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"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday." mockup

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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A boy and his spin patrol.

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.' mockup

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!" mockup

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

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Lame Lines

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'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.' mockup

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.' mockup

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry." mockup

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."

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Excuse-making Artist Pillows Collection

Excuse-making Artist Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs designed especially for the excuse-making artist—bring humor to their morning routine.

Excuse-making Artist Prints

Browse our artistic prints that humorously capture the essence of creative excuse-makers—perfect for decorating their creative space.

Excuse-making Artist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the artistic quirks of excuse-making—perfect for casual wear and showcasing their unique personality.