'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
Excuse-making Artist Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the excuse-making artist in your life? Explore our collection of witty and artistic products that capture their inventive spirit. Perfect for those who craft clever excuses and love expressing their creative side.
"The cat told me to eat your homework."
'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."
'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
My daddy ate my homework
"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
Homework flavored dog food
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
A boy and his spin patrol.
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
Lame Lines
'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'
'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'
'I was not playing hooky. I was giving home schooling a test run.'
"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
Excuse-making Artist Gifts Collection
Excuse-making Artist Mugs
Explore our range of witty mugs designed especially for the excuse-making artist—bring humor to their morning routine.
Excuse-making Artist Pillows
Find pillows that combine comfort with humor—ideal for artists who love to add a touch of their creative flair to everyday spaces.
Excuse-making Artist Prints
Browse our artistic prints that humorously capture the essence of creative excuse-makers—perfect for decorating their creative space.
Excuse-making Artist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the artistic quirks of excuse-making—perfect for casual wear and showcasing their unique personality.