LA: 'I'm going to be late- the moving stairs broke down.'
Excuse Artists Gifts
If you know an artist who’s always coming up with clever excuses, surprise them with a gift that celebrates their creative spirit. From humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts, our collection is filled with items that inspire laughter and artistic flair. Whether they use excuses as a part of their creative process or just love a good joke, these products are sure to bring joy and a touch of wit to their art space or daily routine. Celebrate their inventive mind with a unique, personalized gift that’s as imaginative as they are.
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'
"The cat told me to eat your homework."
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."
'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
'My dog ate my computer.'
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"
My daddy ate my homework
"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."
Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.
Will eat your homework for $.
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.
'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'
Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.
"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"
Bob tries to get off on a technicality.
"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"
"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."
'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'
'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '
'My arms are getting shorter.'
"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"
A boy and his spin patrol.
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
Excuse Artists Gifts Collection
Excuse Artists Mugs
Discover more amusing and inspiring mugs perfect for artists and creative minds who love to make excuses. Browse our entire collection for the perfect gift.
Excuse Artists Pillows
Brighten their studio or home with our playful pillows, designed for artistic souls who enjoy a good joke and cozy comfort.
Excuse Artists Prints
Add some humor to their art space with our witty prints, perfect for inspiring smiles and creative vibes in any room.
Excuse Artists T-Shirts
Explore our humorous art-inspired t-shirts, ideal for artists with a witty sense of humor. Find a design that matches their creative personality today.