Excuse Architects Gifts

'You'll make yourself ill sitting there all day thinking up excuses for not working!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'My dog ate my computer.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

My daddy ate my homework

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Will eat your homework for $.

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."