Excuse Engineer Gifts

"My homework is late because of supply chain issues."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"A scientific approach to generating excuses"

'The homework ate my dog.'

Nice work, Fred, but this isn't a job for the Plausible Excuse Department. We've called in the big guns from our Watertight Alibi Division.

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"What do you mean, I'm always lounging here doing nothing? I'm hoping!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'My dog ate my computer.'

My daddy ate my homework

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Will eat your homework for $.

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."